This week George Lucas announces that "Star Wars" is coming to Blu-Ray and gives us a deleted gem. Raychul gets a job and maybe even her own Real Doll. Sub-Z finally finishes "Heavy Rain" and we completely SPOIL the ending! "The Expendables" rules the box office, as it should. Ted and Raychul plan on going to the new "House of 1000 Corpses" Halloween haunt. Sub-Z explains "Hellraiser" and reviews "Splice." Ted and Sub-Z can't tell the difference between Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg. Plus, we receive calls from Lemmings and Curtis, and the audience decides which one of them should live.

"Inception" is out and it's pretty damn awesome, but we don't spoil it. We do, however, tell you EVERY gruesome detail of "A Serbian Film." Ted and BitmobRich watch "Snuff." Ted goes to a cool Hollywood VIP party. Lemmings calls in to tell us about the massive drama that's driven him into the mountains. Plus, Ted's childhood friend SundayHustler chimes in with his thoughts on "A Serbian Film", the internet's most evil video "3 Guys 1 Hammer", and to relive a terrible bike accident from his youth. Don't miss SHHH's most depraved episode yet!

Mel Gibson is on the rampage and SHHH has in depth analysis of his horrifying, and hysterical, audio recordings. Ted and Sub-Z each get an A for watching "Near Dark." "Emilio Estevez" joins us to tell us who he's suing now and why. Curtis sneaks on air and defies our rules with his slick wit. Plus, Ted's beautiful hands almost accidentally land him on a shitty reality show. If you don't listen to SHHH you deserve to be (bleeped) by a pack of (bleeps)!

This week we ring in our nation's birthday by shooting off some "Black Dynamite," who is no doubt very upset with Mel Gibson. Raychul watches the trailers for "Let Me In" and "Paranormal Activity 2." We review new titles on Blu-Ray, including "The Crazies" and "Alice in Wonderland." Ted hates on "Lost Boys: The Tribe." We get to some horror news. And we wrap it all up with some early thoughts on "Crackdown 2." Skillz for Killz!

This week Ted is out to raise Pirate Clown awareness. Sub-Z shows up late, but DerrickH fills in and discusses everything from "Silent Hill" to the quality of "Death Proof." Ted has a magical encounter with Eli Roth. Adam Green serves up some "Killer Pizza." Derrick asks us questions about logic in horror movies and casts us in his own script. We discuss how awesome "Rambo" is yet again! Hect makes cool shirts. Plus, Curtis is concerned with turmoil in Southeast Asia, and Raychul taunts him with a kiss all on SHHH.