This week, we learn that it's not OK to pee on your iPhone unless you're a bear. We also learn (again) that 1 VS 100 actually has a good scoring mechanic. The Fight Night control scheme comes under fire again while being compared to Dance Dance Revolution. Lastly, we question if online gay bashing is really homophobia or just stupidity.

We don't all agree with how EA plans to provide the new, but old, control scheme to Fight Night: Round 4 players. We do all agree that the recently discovered Donkey Kong easter egg is weird, and sorta neat. Alon discusses the nostalgia emotion and tells the tale of how it caused an apparent Golgotron civil war. Also, Ara takes issue with a professor who pissed of some City of Heroes devotees.

What makes this episode so awesome? There's some mad conflict between Ara and the bunch because he doesn't like that Fight Night Round 4 doesn't have traditional controls. He then goes on to explain why Microsoft is out of line to suggest that the controller is the barrier to mass market gaming. We also talk a bit about Prototype, Zenimax and id, PAX, and child pornography - it's a well-rounded show.

When CEOs say stupid things, ChatterBox is here to pick up the pieces - even Rich could see through Kotick's lame claim that Activision Blizzard might stop supporting the PS3. Once the surprise has warn off, Ara tells us what brings him joy in games... and what doesn't. Finally, Alon explains how Nintendo screwed up with the Wii and why they'll be the next ones to release a new console.

Not at all bothered by the fact that Rich is a dbag, the crew gets all academic analyzing why Ara's design students have difficulty being critical with the games they love. Then we tell you why Valve's community is in such an uproar over the Left 4 Dead 2 announcement. Finally, Ara gives us a feel for Project: Natal after getting to give it a test drive in his super-secret underground labARAtory.